the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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