Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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