Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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