do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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