You work out of a Hotel?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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