hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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