i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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