she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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