Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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