she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
4 words: hood of his car
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
