Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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