scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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