we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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