Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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