I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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