I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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