Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This toilet bowl is my home.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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