the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just blew my weed a kiss
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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