Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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