actually, I'm a sock model
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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