it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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