your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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