OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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