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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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