I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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