Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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