Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Are we still banned from the library?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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