Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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