Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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