So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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