Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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