we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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