the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Everclear isn't food dammit
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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