Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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