Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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