Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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