If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
