I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
