wrigley field is MILF paradise
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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