Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am naked and annoyed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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