don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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