There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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