Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
oh god the rape fog is back!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
its liver damage thursday
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