I wannas sexs uuuuu
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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