i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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