im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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