So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
