I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
