i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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