we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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