I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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