it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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