She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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