Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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