Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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