THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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