wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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