i would punch a child for taco bell
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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