do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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